Chickensh!t

Humo and I are sitting at a Kaiten Sushi restaurant, talking our usual friday night rubbish. Humo says something to the tune of "This sushi train is like women."

The waitress is behind us, and says - "how is that?" We turn around, she's quite cute.

I come up with something like - "All the best plates are getting taken by the white guys on the other side, and by the time it gets around to our side there's not much choice left."

She turns around to us and says "I'll get you guys whatever you want!"

I should've asked for her number...